best-of-memes:

When I find the perfect rock on the ground to add to my rock collection

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kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

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bogusjake:

when ur running down the stairs with no bra on

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vardaesque:

vardaesque:

MOM BROUGHT FIVE GUYS HOME IM SO EXCITED OH MY GOD

clarification: five guys is a restaurant chain that specializes in gourmet burgers and fries i’m not having an orgy

(Source: urulokid, via superbuffwholock)

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